Today ended up being another relaxing day, which I totally won’t complain about at all. Relaxing is one of my few talents, and I like to take advantage of my talents whenever possible. Vaughn and I drove to Safeway to get some groceries, and I got a haircut on the same trip. The first place I went to check out for my haircut was a run-down looking salon, and when I walked in it was all Latino ladies in the shop. Needless to say I got a couple intriguing looks, but that’s nothing new for me (with my big muscles and all) so I wasn’t bothered too much. Unfortunately, they couldn’t get me in until later and I wanted to get it over with. So I went to the salon right next door to that one. Again, no availability. So I ended up going to the place next to Safeway, and when I walked in it was two Asian people and they got me right in. Unfortunately, the lady didn’t speak too good of English, so wasn’t really a way of explaining what I wanted to her…mistake. She did, however, cut of a curl and asked me if that was how much I wanted taken off (about an inch) and I said yes. I guess yes is not in her English vocabulary, because I am sitting here right now typing this with next to no hair. Every time Sonya cuts my hair she washes and conditions it to she can get a comb through my hair to cut it. This lady did nothing of the sort. She spritzed one spritz of water on my hair and went at it. Let’s just say I should have called the cops because I felt like my head was getting murdered!!! (forgive the corny joke, it’s very late right now and my sense of humor has been a little off for the past 22 years or so). That pain is something I prefer to forget as soon as possible, so I will stop talking about it. Anyways, she just kept cutting and clipping and buzzing and clipping and cutting, and before I knew it my head looked almost as big as, well, my head. My hair looked small which made my head look huge!! The lady then asked if I wanted my eyebrows cut too, which I thought was kinda weird. So I said “WTFuck!! Are you saying there’s something wrong with my eyebrows?” and she said “ya scrub, you needs to get them bitches trimmed before they take yo face over!”. That one hurt a little so I started crying a bit and then she apologized and we made up. Gosh I must be tired if I just wrote that. But she really did ask me if I wanted my eyebrows cut too, which I thought was weird. And then, at the end, she said that I looked much younger, like I’m supposed to take that as a compliment or something. But I just put my best smile on and put the dimples on full display and her heart melted and she didn’t know the difference. Anyways, enough on the haircut. Bottom line is it’s very short, so I look like Brad Pitt now instead of Orlando Bloom. After that we headed back, and on the radio on the way back was none other than Hit Me Baby One More Time!! I know San Francisco isn’t the best place for two straight guys to be rockin out to Britney Spears in the car with the windows down, but I didn’t care. I was in the zone!! That was my first cd after all. So Vaughn and I rocked out. When we got back we watched some movies and kicked the soccer ball and through the football on the beach (which I forgot to mention is about 50 yards from David and Scott’s house). We knew we were having portabella mushrooms and potatoes for dinner, but we didn’t know what the main course was. But when David came home, he brought a HUGE fresh (caught the day of) salmon fillet. He also brought home some freshly smoked fish (salmon and Chilean sea bass) which was the best smoked fish I’ve ever had, hands down. If I had a bagel and cream cheese to go with it, I might have had a new Heaven. But I still couldn’t stop eating it so I made David put it away before I finished it all. So we grilled the salmon and the mushrooms and potatoes for dinner, which was delicious as always. After that we relaxed and went to bed, but I didn’t go to sleep. I started catching up on GLEE finally!!! And boy was that ever an episode to start catching up on!!! All I have to say is Adelle, Artie singing Stevie Wonder, Rebecca Black and Jar of Hearts all in one episode. Holy freaking crap.
In honor of Glee, a couple quotes from my dream girl, Brittany:
''Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?... Yeah.''
''People thought I went on vacation but actually, I spent the summer lost in the sewers.''
''Can you please not pull all my teeth? When I smile, I’ll look like an adult baby, but with boobs."
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